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Gambling
Jokes - A Man Wins a Big Jackpot
A man wins a big jackpot on a slot
machine in Vegas.
As it is paying out of the machine,
but before the pit boss reaches the lucky winner, a haggard man
approaches
him and asks him, "I don't mean to disturb you during your big moment,
but my wife is sick and needs an operation. Could you see your way
clear
to giving me $15,000 of your winnings?"
The man replies, "Well, it's all
well and good for you to say that, and if it's true I sympathize, but
how
do I know you're not going to turn around and just gamble it away?"
The haggard man responds, "Oh, I've
got gambling money."
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