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Jokes - A Lawyer and a
Blonde
A lawyer and a
blonde woman are sitting
next to each other on a
long flight from L.A. to
New York. The lawyer
leans
over to her and asks if
she would like to play a
fun game. The blonde
is
tired and just wants to
take a nap, so she
politely declines and
rolls
over to the window to
catch a few winks.
The lawyer
persists and explains
how the game works: "I
ask you a question, and
if you don't know the
answer,
you pay me, and
visa-versa."
Again, she
politely declines and
tries to get some sleep.
The
chauvinistic lawyer
figures he
will easily win the
match since his opponent
is a blonde, so he makes
another
offer: "Okay, how about
this. If you don't know
the answer you pay me
only
$5, but if I don't know
the answer, I will pay
you $50."
This catches
the blonde's attention
and, figuring that there
will be no end to this
torment unless she
plays,
she agrees to play the
game.
The lawyer
asks the first question:
"What's the distance
from the earth to the
moon?" The blonde
doesn't
say
a word, reaches into her
purse, pulls out a
five-dollar bill and
hands
it to the lawyer. Now
it's the blonde's turn.
She asks the lawyer,
"What
goes up a hill with
three legs and comes
down with four?"
The lawyer
looks at her with a
puzzled
look. He takes out his
laptop computer and
searches all his
references.
He taps into the
airphone with his modem
and searches the Net and
even
the Library of Congress.
Frustrated, he
sends e-mails to all
his friends and
co-workers - all to no
avail. After over an
hour of
searching
for the answer, he
finally gives up. He
wakes the blonde and
hands her
$50.
The blonde
politely takes the $50
and turns away to get
back to sleep. The
lawyer, who is more than
a
little
frustrated, wakes the
blonde and asks, "Well,
so what IS the answer?"
Again without
a word, the blonde
reaches into her purse,
hands the lawyer $5, and
goes back to sleep.
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