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Gambling
Jokes - A Day at the
Races
Did you hear
the one about the woman
who hit her husband on
the head with a rolling
pin?
Suffering from
a sudden headache,
her husband asked her,
"What was that for?"
"I found a
piece of paper in your
shirt pocket with the
name Mary Lou written on
it." She replied
"That's the
name of a horse I got
a hot tip on." He
replied
Accepting his
explanation she
apologizes
for hitting him.
A few days
later, she hits him on
the head again, even
harder.
When he
regains consciousness,
he
asks "What did you do
that for?"
"Your horse
phoned."
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